Upon having a crisis of faith concerning a new career:

"Well, if you can't do it, you can't do it. Don't believe when they say you can be anything you want to be because you can't."

Uhhhhh.

Drilling and snoring. And cutlery scratching into porcelain! And open-mouthed chewing. guuuh.

Hercule Poirot, bien sur! If I couldn't get through to him or there is gunfire involved, John McLane.